Death

The thing that solves all our problems, but gives up even more

“Are you afraid of death?”
“No, death is actually quite friendly.”
“How!?!” “He got rid of my psycho stalker”

by aNd I oOP!!¡!!¡ December 4, 2019

Death

Death is such a powerful concept that it's hard to think or talk about, it creates a hole in you and can destroy entire families. Only very emotionally lacking people can talk about it without feeling sadness, yet we have decided to create mass death on so many occasions.

When it had flooded and Sam fell into the river we were scared, but when she was torn from my grip and pulled away I knew that only Death could follow.

by WILDRINKADINK September 25, 2019

Death

A process everyone has to go through that's unavoidable, like taxes and obesity.

A: "Sorry man I have to go through death"
B: "See ya soon!"

by TheDefMaker001 February 18, 2020

Death

Without death, taxes/bills/paychecks, other people's lives/business/celebrities, or sports/music, there are people who wouldn't have anything to say or talk about (or not much besides money if they did). They'd mostly be full of comebacks and either say the same insult back you just said to them, or sometimes out of desperation, they'd call somebody a name before anybody else would have enough time to.

The girl wouldn't have much to say without death, taxes, celebrities, sports, or music (a little bit of science or spirituality every now and then she might talk about).

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019

Death

One of life's only mysteries.

L: "death scares me"
G: " don't let it. It'll be one last adventure when you're old and frail."

by WCWlonglostgrandaughter June 27, 2021

Death

The only exciting thing I have to look forward to....

*sigh* Death...

by That's nice. December 14, 2019

Death

The act of failing to live
The act of failing to consume air for a long amount of time
The act of dying
Failure to continue using organs and pumping blood

Oh I death

by h l e p December 15, 2022