Colombian Crack Line

You cum in a girls mouth and she spits it back out on your dick in a straight line and then snorts it like a crack line.

Dude my girl just did a huge colombian crack line

by captain tiddleywinker October 21, 2010

Colombian Trash Bag

The sexual act were a male ejaculates on to his testicals. Then, the male jams his testicals into another's mouth.

"Susan finally got quiet after I gave her a Colombian Trash Bag!"

by halla3 September 13, 2011

colombian alarm clock

When someone wakes you up by putting cocaine up your nose

"We woke her up with a "colombian alarm clock" now she's ready to party"

by Brittany bitch October 21, 2013

colombian bam bam

A slang derogatory term used for crack cocaine, popularized by the film Talladega Nights. It is often snorted, or in Miley Cyrus's case, it is snorted off of a strippers bootay.

"NO, O'Bannion, you don't undersand, this isn't colombian bam bam on my nose, i was simply making your gay partner a cake."

by Grayson O'Bannon. December 25, 2008

colombian fire truck

A sexual act occuring while the female is menstrating. During anal sex, the male removes his penis from the anus and inserts it into the bloody vagina. He then pulls out his red penis and sprays all over the female.

"Hey did you hear what Steve did to Allison last weekend?" "No what?" "He gave her the ol Colombian Fire Truck! She is fat!

by dddoooorrrr December 2, 2010

colombian deep fry

To soak the male genitals in a fresh pot of Colombian brewed coffee usually to the point at which the genitals are ripe for the plucking

After that Colombian deep fry I hacked my sack off effortlessly and then went boating with Stacy.

by MamaDuck April 24, 2009

Colombian Bam-Bam

N- Synonym for Cocaine.

The police were chasing Ricky Bobby because he had a kilo of Colombian Bam-Bam underneath his car.

by pastaboy62 August 22, 2008