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Kate Hikes

Kate Hikes is a pattern recognition expert who works in data analysis.

She's often in trouble with HR for noticing trends in her office, but she's really just trying to help the company, albeit in a naïve and overly goodhearted way.

The term has come to be used in reference to anyone with similar characteristics, who gets in trouble for pointing out things that are true but anathema to talk about.
Friend: Did you hear about Dave getting the ax?
Bro: Yeah, he started paying attention and now he's going the Kate Hikes route.
Friend: If only he knew when to keep his mouth shut.
Kate Hikes: What did he do wrong? Everything he said was true...
Bro & Friend: BROO!
by Long Pale Dale December 30, 2023
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hike-ing

When you are racing in a video game and start trolling the other racers
by KingLongStaff July 2, 2016
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Happy Hike

1.When a man has hair from his chest leading to his penis that exceeds the "Happy Trail" follicle quota.

2.When a happy trail looks wide enought that you can drive a car on it, that is a happy hike.
i was going to go down on this one guy but when he took off his shirt i noticed he had a happy hike instead of a happy trail
by slackeylackey01 February 25, 2011
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conditioning hike

The most hellish and painful experiences on the planet. It starts off with a simple walk. And about 90 pounds on your body. For 21 kilometers. A big "fuck you" given to US Marines before they redeploy.
Hey Martinez, you want to go to McDonald's?
Nah man, I can't get fat before the Conditioning Hike.
Oh fuck, I forgot!
by Doc Of the Walk March 30, 2015
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Urban Hikee

Someone who is overly dressed and prepared in hiking gear whilst walking around town centers. But never actually's goes hiking. The pikey's of hiking, Hikees.
Why walk around town dress like you are going to climb mount Everest but never go hiking,. thats why they are urban Urban Hikee's
by mrhappybond November 4, 2009
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Hike butt

When walking up a slight incline, the gluteus muscles stretch and contract more regularly and with more veracity. This action produces lactic acid in the gluteus which stiffens the tissues in that area. The stiff tissues prop the gluteus up and make it appear more prominent and more glorious.

This is colloquially referred to as hike butt.
Let’s take a walk, I want to get hike butt.
by Rali324 February 6, 2021
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Bitch Hiking

A term used when someone cheats on a woman, it’s word play on hitch hiking where someone gets into someone’s vehicle but in this case it’s a woman. Overall an elaborate name for someone that’s a player or a cheater
Jacob recently went bitch hiking at a party
by Pupachau June 7, 2022
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