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Testacular

Testicles + Spectacular = Testacular!

When two males engage in ball to ball action, that is simply out of this world!
"Hey Nick, that Lane guy is always bragging that he has a testacular time with Horhay. Why don't those fagboats keep to themselves." Said Nick.

"Jim, after I pulled out of Bobby's ass, I busted on his face and he said, Mmm Mmm...Testacular!"
by Masteroo December 28, 2007
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Testicular

Yo Brian, wasn't that party testicular??
by havingatesticulartime February 11, 2004
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Major Testicular Anxiety (MTA)

A feeling of pressure from within the testicals, caused by the need to bust a large nut, often due to a bomb ass, a fat pair of tits, or dirty talk.
Jessica gave Matt some Major Testicular Anxiety (MTA) after she flashed her huge perky tits in his face.
by Wheaters July 1, 2008
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testicular cancer

According to the Bible, (Samuel 5:6-9) testicular cancer was one of God's many pestilences.
But after they had moved it, the LORD's hand was against that city, throwing it into a great panic. He afflicted the people of the city, both young and old, with an outbreak of tumors.
And it was so, that, after they had carried it about, the hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction: and he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods in their secret parts.

This isn't the only mention of testicular cancer: if the repeated use of 'hand' didn't tip you off; the Bible(s) is/are very repetitive
by Daughter of Set July 6, 2006
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testicular rubbing

When one places there hands upon there testicals to arouse the whole penis.. in other words.. YOU GOT A WOODY BEEZY
I was watching star wars episode 3 and i said "this is worse then a testicular rubbing from a midget" then my friend tim walked up and started rubbing my nuts and said "your a dork for watching star wars!"
by Grembline Spear May 23, 2005
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Testicular Platform

Use of the testicles to change the trajectory of a mans stream whilst relieving himself in the outdoors. (males only)
Guy 1: Hey man, don't sit that close to me. You just pissed and I don't need your piss mist anywhere near me.

Guy 2: Don't worry, I used my testicular platform to launch my stream to a safe distance.
by Copete389 June 4, 2011
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testicularse

barse, scranus, tarse, testiculanus, seams of life

related: larse
I thought of another word for barse today, can you guess what it is?
Testicularse.
by Crazy Mikey Gray October 20, 2003
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