terri schiavo

...is dead
(Cue techno music to "James Brown is Dead" by L.A. Style.)

Now some of these wackjobs can get back to their own depraved lives.

by R. Kemp March 31, 2005

terri schiavo

A woman in Florida in a persistant vegetative state whose situation is being used by conservative sons of bitches for political grandstanding. If Republicans are all for the sanctity of marriage, why don't they want to honor the husband's wishes? Bush signed a law back when he was governor of Texas that left the decision of pulling the plug to the hospital if the families couldn't pay insurance, and because of this, a baby died in a Texas hospital even when it's mother wanted to keep it alive. The husband has the authority in this case and Terri's been like this for 15 years. I think God's been waiting for her up in heaven for all those years.

This Terri Schiavo mess is making us liberals sick. That's right, I'm a liberal and proud of it conservative mother fuckers!

by conservatives go to HELL! March 27, 2005

Terri Schiavo

What happens to you when you suffer from anorexia or bulimia.

"God I'm starving" ---Terri Schiavo

by Nigby December 9, 2006

Terry Tight

When someone tightens something so tight that it either breaks or no one can get the Son of a Bitch off.

Why did Andy Terry Tight the hell out of these bolts. Now no one can get the Son of a Bitch off.

by Harry S. Long July 9, 2010

Terry Crews

The cool uncle everyone wishes they had
Also likes porn

Me: Did you see Terry Crews on Tv today?
Friend 1: Who's that?
Me: The cool uncle every wishes they had

Friend 1: Nic-
Me: -he also likes porn
Friend 1: ok.

by ThePrez/ident April 15, 2021

Terry Time

An individual or person who cannot work the 9-5 shift pattern but at an annoyance to their colleagues will only work 10-7

“Hey, has Bob started work yet”
“No he hasn’t you know he works to Terry time!”

by Randomnesslou February 24, 2023

Terry Trap

Doom wads that are pretty believable at first, but then they stab you in the back and twist the blade so hard your potato can't even handle it as much (depends on the Terrywad)

Person 1: Why do terry traps exist?
Person 2: Why not?

by OoftheDoof! June 15, 2019