tequilashit

the wrath of a mexican while under the influence of tequila

Guy 1: Wow, that mexicans going crazy
Guy 2: Nah, hes just going tequilashit

by Tequilashit April 25, 2009

tequi-mailing

Writing emails with too much tequila in your system.

I went out with friends last night for margaritas and when I came home, I started tequi-mailing people. I'm pretty sure that will come back to bite me in the butt.

by vtmom February 28, 2010

tequilaerized

buzzed on tequila.

jose got tequilaerized.

by jose curevo December 18, 2009

Teqweedla

Tequila cross-contaminated with cannabis, therefore getting you drunk and stoned/high simultaniously.

Yo dude what we havin' some Teqweedla tonight?

by RastaBacon November 20, 2010

tequila cow

Tequila cow makes tequila that MUST be drank from the tequila cup

I just saw a bunch of tequila cows on the side of the road! Get the tequila cup!!!

by Loosey Moosey December 14, 2011

tequila lake

a cumshot where you fill up a girl's navel with your cum

Last night I gave Nicky a tequila lake and Becky drank it out like a body shot.

by Rod X February 14, 2014

teqos

An expression used when you have fucked the baddest bitch.

1:\Yo bro, i just went teqos on that chick.
2:Bruh thats killer
3: YEAH YEAH YEAH BOOM BOOM BOOM

by Holy Moose January 12, 2016