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Fart Tactics

When you start ripping farts left, right and centre to clear the room of unwanted people so you can be left alone.
DUCKY: “I wanted to watch the big game but my family wouldn’t leave the room. So I resorted to fart tactics.”

CHICKION: “Great idea! Did it work?”

DUCKY: “Sure did. That was over 2 years ago and they haven’t been back.”
by Yakyelder October 27, 2020
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Tactical PM

Find the most jazz hands, meaningless, vague, fuckbag buzz word of the day thing - get assigned to it and then shove it in as many peoples faces as possible, convincing them they must adjust their productivity to your new assignment.

Keep communicating to executives as to all the coordination you are doing, while in reality it is just the damage control of others trying to get shit done as you have woven your problem around their axles.
Technician A: “Did you see that PM offload his Zero Trust Architecture delivery on to that team already worked to the bone? The executive are still trying to work out how he delivers so much whilst doing so little”

Technician B: “That’s a Tactical PM in action, full blown operator mode in effect”
by Catbert_the_Sassy March 10, 2023
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scrub tactic

A scrub like move in which people, usually in the gaming demographic, use cheap and/or easy way to defeat or finish something.
That Clash Royal layer used a scrub tactic to beat me!
by The game pro February 21, 2017
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Tactical Dan

A military term for a person or soldier that buys a bunch of cool looking but useless combat related gear, in a misguided effort to make them a better soldier or their time in the field easier. This person may or may not also be a PX Ranger.
Whoa, look at the Tactical Dan over there. His rifle and pack look like they had a threeway with a swiss army knife. I'll bet that asshole leaves half that shit in the field on day 2.
by x BILKO x September 24, 2016
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Tactical Dip

The act of doing a Tactical Dip, is that of dipping out of a "relationshit" so hard & abruptly, that its considered a tactical combat maneuver.
"Kevin took a Tactical Dip out of that relationship with Karen."
by Sprinkles91 October 20, 2020
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Tactical Flush

Tactical Flush is a technique that helps prevent clogging of a toilet when one has an extraordinary bowel movement. To utilize this technique one must simply flush the toilet as they are releasing the poop. When doing so, the toilet does not give the poop a chance to settle and immediately sucks it away.
Damn dude, it's a good thing I'm not a cunt and did a tactical flush or your toilet woulda been destroyed.
by Teknikal October 23, 2017
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Tactical gay

Someone who acts gay to get girls attention
by Jefferey_j January 27, 2014
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