Taco sweats

Taco Sweats refers the sweating, overheating, nausea and ultimately diarrhea incurred by consuming an amount of Taco Bell.

I could tell before he finished his last taco, Taylor already had the taco sweats

by Zuzzy Foeller February 6, 2014

greasy taco

naughty boy

"look at that greasy taco- oh wait its just naughty boy"

by assholesrus May 8, 2015

Taco Bell

A species of mold usually found in cities and towns. There's many types of it, and they all give you diharrea, indigestion, nausea and rapid weight gain. They are usually found in big purple buildings or wrappers that say Taco Bell, they also have a bell on it.

Dave: My cousin just got a case of the Taco Bell
Mike: Dude that sucks, how long is it going to last?
Dave: I don't know, whenever they stop advertising on T.V.

by Rave Dot Buts July 11, 2009

Taco Swipe

The Female equivalent of the male Tea Bag,the act of a male placing his testicles on another person's forehead, but instead of a male placing his balls(or tea bag) on one's forehead a female places her vagina (or taco) on one's forehead.

Male: Go Tea Bag him
Female: I don't have balls
Male: Well go Taco Swipe him then

by fuckyouiwillusemyrealname December 5, 2010

secret taco

Not to be confused with Secret Uncle (also a fun time), Secret Taco is a game where a group of people blindfold themselves and compete to try to find the taco that is hidden in the room. Whoever finds the taco gets to eat it while everyone else has to watch. You know, like one of those "to the victor goes the spoils" type situations.

Originated in Richmond, VA in the Spring of 2009. **Note - For added fun you can add a microphone so that whoever finds the taco can eat it in front of the microphone.

Due to its competitive nature, it is recommended that knives not be permitted in the playing field.

Hey that cute new girl is really into you. You should see if she wants to come over later and play Secret Taco.

by Asparaguest February 23, 2017

Stormy Taco

All pussy problems that negate having sex with a woman.

1. Being on your period
2. Having a yeast infection
3. Bacterial Vaginosis
4. Trichomoniasis
5. Herpes/HSV2
6. Crabs
7. Chlamydia
8. Gonorrhea

9. HIV/ AIDs
10. Or just a good old case of ugly pussy.

"Hey man, did you hit that last night?"
"Nah bro, that bitch had a fucking Stormy Taco!!!!"

by Oracular11 January 3, 2015

glossy taco

Slang used in the nail art world meaning "glossy top coat", because of the similarity in the pronunciation of the two phrases. The phrase was coined and made popular by famous nail 'artist' Cristine Rotenberg (Simply Nailogical) after she created, climbed and conquered Polish Mountain.

Add a nice thick coat of glossy taco then let that dry because we're gonna add nail vinyls next!

by jonesie2476 July 30, 2017