Tola is a strong, beautiful warrior woman who is almost like a goddess. She is beautiful inside and out. Get you a Tola who can take charge in battle and rock a runway like it's nobody's business. She likes art and is incredibly creative. She's both fantastically intelligent and cool by everyone's standards. She's also everybody's favourite gal. I mean, she's even my favourite gal. She's so hard working and just generally an angel. It'll be hard for anyone to dislike a Tola. Believe you me.
Person Uno: "Is that Tola!"
Person Dos: "No way! I definitely think she fell from heaven!"
Person Tres: "She's basically a Valkyrie! Strong and gorgeous!"
Person Cuatro: "You serious bro? She's way better then any lame ol' Valkyrie."
Person Tres:...
Person Cuatro:"..."
Person Tres: "You'resorightomgI'msosorry!"
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Person Tres has been smited for disrespecting Tola.
Person Dos: "No way! I definitely think she fell from heaven!"
Person Tres: "She's basically a Valkyrie! Strong and gorgeous!"
Person Cuatro: "You serious bro? She's way better then any lame ol' Valkyrie."
Person Tres:...
Person Cuatro:"..."
Person Tres: "You'resorightomgI'msosorry!"
...
Person Tres has been smited for disrespecting Tola.
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Last time I was at Lil Bufords I saw Tony and Bill doing The Tolono Tug. If they had not been seated at a high top table in the back of the bar I would have been concerned about their marriages...
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The dictator took a stance of zero tolerance on ideaology that caused him any disrepute, and so gave his political opponents acid baths.
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