shiver me timberlands

It’s when you are shivering in you timberland kicks due to a shameful attempt by someone to try out it over you or bully you.

Modern slang derived from the pirate slang “shiver me Timbers”

Only usually cool people say this phrase

Macho wannabe 1: you think you look so big standing there ya little weasel, id flog you in an arm wrestle.

Cool reply: oooh, shiver me timberlands ya big pussy.

Alternative cool reply: ooooh…. Im shivering in me timberlands you lil bitch

by Bolo 1989 September 6, 2023

Shiver me timbers

When someone thinks they’re scary, but really isn’t.

Person 1: I WILL KILL U
Person 2: oh oh scary! Oh shiver me timbers!

by nutsacktickler69 September 26, 2023

My timbers are shivering

When you are overly scared or overly anxious about something upcoming.

Ex: My timbers are shivering because I don't know if Urban Dictionary is going to accept my new definitions or not..

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

dank shivers

Dank shivering is when you spontaneously combust into a rapid shiver movement for approximately 1.5 seconds

Ooh I just got the dank shivers

by Jaydawg May 1, 2018

Shack or Shiver

When someone goes out to clubs/bars without a planned place to sleep at night. The goal is to find someone to hook up with to "shack up" with for the night. If you can't find someone, you end up sleeping outside and "shivering".
Part of the challenge is the decrease in standards as the night goes on, in desperation of a place to sleep.

Joe did "Shack or Shiver" in the city and ended up sleeping on the bench outside.

by LouRiq January 10, 2024

Shiver

A "cold-blooded" shark tamer that cropdusts people, she's incredibly gassy

Person A: "Don't you think Shiver is so lovely and gorgeous? That octo's got pure talent!"
Person B: "Oh, Shiver Hohojiro? She cropdusted me yesterday, her fart was quite... powerful. Smelled like chernobyl radiation"
Person A: "Damn, that's crazy... I did hear that she has been unintentionally cropdusting a lot of people lately, what is that girl eating?!"

by the_eel_deal November 1, 2025

diet shivers

shivers caused by a woman's coldness due to her dieting (restricting her calorie intake to lose weight and/or become thinner). Dieting causes the metabolism to slow and therefore generate less heat, causing the dieter to shiver to keep warm.

Though the night was 80 degrees Fahrenheit, the model had diet shivers because she had been fasting for two days in preparation for a photo-shoot.

by wouldaben January 6, 2011