Government Baby

A baby that is born to a parent or parents that cannot afford to raise a baby. The parent(s) then require to live off the government for food, welfare, housing, and/or medicaid.
What is that girl thinkin' getting pregnant!? She doesn't have a job and she lives with her mom. Her beau doesn't have a job, a car, a house, or socks to cover his feet! She's DEFINITELY having a government baby!
by notmakinbaby October 01, 2010
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fake government

A pretend system of government strung together by convincing poseurs elected into office by disenfranchised citizens.
This fake government has been steadily crumbling from the inside out ever since its inception.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019
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government juice

Yo Bro give me a foster's instead of that government juice
by RD Dennis June 05, 2006
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Government Schizophrenia

Government Schizophrenia is caused when a government enforces and supports two completely different policies that are blatantly contradictory.
The United States has "Government Schizophrenia" when it comes to it's policies regarding cannabis prohibition. According to the government's Controlled Substances Act, cannabis has no medicinal value, and is deemed a schedule 1 narcotic. While on the other hand the government patents it's cannabinoids from cannabis, claiming they have medicinal value.
by Killer Bud August 14, 2012
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secret government

An underground or shadow group who hold the true power of government because of "national security."
“The Secret Government is an interlocking network of official functionaries, spies, mercenaries, ex-generals, profiteers and superpatriots, who, for a variety of motives, operate outside the legitimate institutions of government. Presidents have turned to them when they can’t win the support of the Congress or the people, creating that unsupervised power so feared by the framers of our Constitution.” - Bill Moyers, Secret Government, PBS (Public Broadcasting Service) 1987
by Man-Machine November 02, 2007
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Government work

When one is at work and doing personal business, such as fixing the garage remote or looking up traveling directions.
Ozzy did some nice government work for me yesterday when he installed that mod chip into my Playstation.
by Kenvin October 05, 2006
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anti-government

No one should have as much power and control as the government, live free and be happy. The NSA is one of many reasons why you should be anti-government.
by Hulio Sanchezz April 03, 2014
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