Smiths falls is a town full of thieves, liars and dishonest fucktards. This town is full of junkies ,scumbags and degenerative punks. There is over 100 people from this town on the dirty. They all fuxk each other and the amount of under age kids that have kids with men in their 20s is overwhelming. It's truly stroller city everyone torys to go to carleton place , perth , brockville , ect but they all end up back in SF.
The town is crawling with DRDs, Drugs and Drama. I would never and have ever lived here. I cant imagine having to stop to that level this town is full of addicts abusive men and women dead beat parents and toxic humans.
The town is crawling with DRDs, Drugs and Drama. I would never and have ever lived here. I cant imagine having to stop to that level this town is full of addicts abusive men and women dead beat parents and toxic humans.
by Fackthaworld May 03, 2021
being the "wingman"
...But she's tugging an anchor
A junior investment banker
Who's talkin' about herself and not much more
So buy her a beer
It's the reason you're here
Mighty WINGMAN
You're taking one for the team
So you're buddy can live the dream
WINGMAN!!!!
A junior investment banker
Who's talkin' about herself and not much more
So buy her a beer
It's the reason you're here
Mighty WINGMAN
You're taking one for the team
So you're buddy can live the dream
WINGMAN!!!!
by uknowhoim August 07, 2003
Retarded Tourist: yes, I want to visit Niagra Falls, but I have to finish smoking my crack pipe first.
Me: Fuckin crack baby......
Me: Fuckin crack baby......
by Dr Funky July 05, 2006
1. euphemism for menstruation
2. synonym for riding the cotton pony, a visit from Aunt Flow, and checking into the Red Roof Inn.
2. synonym for riding the cotton pony, a visit from Aunt Flow, and checking into the Red Roof Inn.
by secret trust October 07, 2003
a gent & his mates go to a mixed bar. A group of ladies flirt with them, but unfortunately one of the ladies is VERY ugly (for example, see whalefuck or sealfuck). She is "the grenade". Now, the chicks likely have a deal amongst themselves, if one isn't getting fucked, then they are all abstaining. It is the duty of one of the gents to "fall on the grenade" , that is, to fuck this dog of a coyote ugly chick
One Saturday night I fell on the grenade for my buddies and it turned out to be the hottest fuck I'd ever had. But I didn't want to ever be seen with her again.
by Jake January 21, 2004
by Metallica Owns You November 09, 2003
A small town in MN where they raise whores with a wide variety of names such as Ashley, Shelby, Courtney, or Brandon. A town full of STD's. And a place where it is okay to date family members.
"Man did you see that chic from Cannon Falls with that nice ass?"
"yea, thats my cousin, and she is fine!"
"yea, thats my cousin, and she is fine!"
by CannonFallsPride February 21, 2009