Californian clapper

The act of getting a pair of children's "clappers" , then using them to smack your female partners pussy until all of the water in her pussy comes out and the pussy becomes part of the drought.

Ever since I gave my wife a Californian clapper we have had to use lube because she has been dryer than the damn Sahara.

by ChimmyNCIsaac March 10, 2016

The Clapper

When you slap a girl with your dick twice then shut the lights off

I finished off by giving her the clapper and went to bed.

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Clapper

An absolute rocket of a slap shot on the ice that usually goes in. Most of them are high.

Jake said "Rip a clapper" and Eli hit it 98 MPH and it went Bar Down.

by Walter Hartwell Black February 2, 2023

Fast Clapper

a fast vigourous exercise that will make you not move your legs for a day

Damn bro you are a fast clapper, cant even have seconds

by Thefastclapper69 September 15, 2022

Kermit Clapper

Where you freeze a cucumber and put it in a girl’s ass. Then after finishing from behind you take a swim fin and slap the cucumber with it.

I heard you like trying new things? Have you tried a kermit clapper with anyone?

by rushreptar303 April 24, 2024

clapper

A woman with vagina lips so big the slap together when she walks, sounding like clapping.

Went on a jog today with the clapper down the street and it sounded like we were getting a standing ovation the entire time.

by ibs2pid November 14, 2016

Slipper Clapper

When you are that crazy (out of your mind, actual lost it mukka, death very soon)

He’s Actual lost it, a pure slipper clapper

by Anastinkspoo June 17, 2021