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TANsient

A person who bounches between tanning salons using the new member advantages and leaves when it runs out. Then runs to the next salon to do the same to eventually move from town to town.

See below also for "cheap tansient"
Going to one salon for a "for new members only" sales, using the discounts until there are no more "tans" left. Then looking through coupons (online or otherwise) for the next salon with "new member" discounts.

You can then be a cheap tansient by comparing the best new member deals and therefore choosing which salon to target first. Then when those deals have run their course you do the same. It's a vicious cycle of developing relationships with tanning salon receptionists, losing them within a blink of an eye and then acting completely naive to the next salon employee to achieve the best deal possible by not knowing "how to tan" "what works best" or by using the "I tan all the time, the last place was horrible! What works best, free samples?". Let the person behind the counter think that you truly believe in what they'll try and sell you and before you know it, free samples, free tans and before they know it, you're a tansient and you've disappeared. Congratulations.
by Bremily May 12, 2011
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tasslie

felling the urge to wear boobie tassels
I'm feeling very tasslie today!
by whiteboyjap July 29, 2011
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tasslebob

the act of moving a tassle attached to the penis without moving any other part of the body by a male stripper
"Karen, did you see that stripper tasslebob?"
by pl00r December 17, 2012
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tasties

the second stage of the munchies. when one has consumed an excessive amount of marijuana, one reaches the tasties.
"Oh man, she's got the tasties." "Oh no, my munchies are developing into tasties."
by maplesugar September 26, 2014
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Tassel Dick

A hideously deformed male genitalia consisting of at least one extremely overgrown mole with two or more obscenely long hairs. Reportedly extremely pleasurable to women.
Mr. Zaire displayed the black hawk that went down nearby, and I witnessed his terrible tassel dick.
by Stick Figure Yoshi May 21, 2015
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tassin

Bunch of idiots.
Stupid ignorant white people.
Don't be a tassin idiot
by lolzappo June 16, 2015
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tassneem

Shut up your being a tassneem
by butt face 123 June 25, 2016
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