suger mummy

A suger mummy or daddy is a older partner who buys the other many gifts as a show of affection. For the relationship to be a suger mummy/daddy relationship they you get partner must only stay in the relationship because of the gifts

“Sarah got me another pair of Jordan’s”
Bro she is such a suger mummy

by Dash127 April 4, 2022

Surgeoncel

An incompetent surgeon who gets mad and barks like a dog when transferred to pathology. Also highly transphobic and against the LGBTQIA+ Community.

"Yo heard Dr. Murphy threw a tantrum to Dr. Han"
"Pathology seems much better for him but what can we expect from a surgeoncel"

by Dr.Hanbros June 23, 2023

cock surfer

someone who likes to get fucked by one cock after another

Example:

"Lisa was the main attraction in a 15-man gangbang. She would ride one cock for a few minutes then go to the next. She's the best cock surfer I've ever seen."

by sockboy666 July 14, 2009

Brown Surfer

Someone who surfs the internet while taking a dump on the tiolet at the same time.

I was over at Steve's house earlier and when he went to the bathroom he took his laptop. I had no idea he was a "Brown Surfer!" That is just dirty!

by Pbandjforever November 5, 2009

Gorge Surfer

One who licks in between the butt cheeks of a companion.

"You are truly a Gorge Surfer if you know what it is like to have a morsel of human fecal matter fall on your tongue."

by PouponMe March 14, 2010

Nurple Surker

A roommate that kisses, sucks nipple...etc while another roommate is in the room. Associated with a "nurple surking" sound. Incredibly painful to witness and can often lead to depression, crying, random outrage, chronic masturbation. Suggested cures: Headphones, Nyquil, snoring loudly, chronic masturbation (while in room), rat poison, reciting the words "Shut the fugg up, I am still here and can hear you!".

Roommate 1, "Yea Mom, my room mate is a nurple surker, i'm going to drop out of college."

Roommate 1, "God damn nurple surkers kept me up all night."

by Archie604 April 6, 2010

Seed Surfer

A person who was conceived on a water bed.

Person 1: Did your parents have a water bed before you were born?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: Then your a seed surfer :D

by Efdfgggf May 14, 2011