stats shark

An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)

Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.

Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark

by buttfingerer September 18, 2025

Stat-ensitive

Understanding and reading statistics, but refusing to acknowledge them due to a biased opinion.

Braman is stat-ensitive.

by Yungblood20 October 22, 2023

Statted

The work describing a dinosaur in ARK Survival Evolved with above average health, stamina, and weight points.

This rex is statted like crazy!!

by Tkob January 19, 2023

half stat

A half stat is when u land a girl but have to reject her coz u have a gf

James landed a half stat whilst at the club

by Sosigggggggggggggggg January 18, 2025

single stat mispice

someone who is tryna pick up random hoes on myspace.com

Lurt is a single stat mispice therefore is a V-Club Lifer

by eddie the man held July 9, 2007

Toliver Stats

A high level of play in Battlefield 5. Stats that are only achieved by the elitest players. One who has achieved Toliver stats is regarded in the highest.

Guy 1: "Man, I just went 87-0!"
Guy 2: "Those are Toliver stats!!"

by xBoBeaverx March 9, 2020

Stat

From the Latin word “Statim” which means 10x faster than “Now”.

Who’s in the toilet? I want to take a dump, stat!

by DUKINO September 9, 2018