spreading shit

The art of passing around gossip, usually unfounded and aimed at defaming somebody.

"she said I had an ugly cock bro!" "don't listen to it bro, that bitch is just spreading shit because you haven't called after you nailed her last week.

by Brainfart76 October 5, 2016

shit spreading

When one person spreads lies about another, also an excuse used by people when they don't want others to tell the truth

OMG, I can't believe Tommy is shit spreading about Molly!
Are you sure he isn't just telling the truth though?

by Me mum September 5, 2016

windmill spread

A deviant act that has most of the events of an eskimo trebuchet, but with a few shit twists. A windmill spread is where the man puts his dick between his legs and is being sucked off from behind, but then sharts all over the face of the blow-jobber. He then rubs his Peter all over their shart-ridden face, coating his cock in the slippery shit, before finally spreading flecks of squit into the air by willy-windmilling for the blow-jobber to catch in their gob.

"Jeremy made me a windmill spread last night after he got squits from that dodgy takeaway down the lower end of the High Street. I've got lockjaw now, but I'm still one lucky lady."

by Leper96 October 21, 2019

Spread the Wealth

This is what Barack Obama intends to do as President and is the act of taking money (taxes) from the people who earned it and distributing it (as refundable tax credits) to people who did not earn it - the effectively spreading the wealth.

While the idea has a good populist ring, spreading the wealth is the cornerstone of Marxist/Socialist/Communist political thought.

Robin Hood taking from the rich and giving to the poor eg. taxing (taking) and distributing 'tax refunds' (giving) to the poor (not even trying to not suck at life).
Spread the wealth is a Marxist ideal.

by gringoguapisimo February 21, 2009

BF Spread

The only-happens-in-porn sexual maneuver where a woman gets butt-fucked while laying on her back, yet for some reason spreads her vaj for no apparent reason.

Dude, I BF'ed my broad the other day and she didn't randomly spread her vaj. I guess the BF Spread that we see in porn is not reality-based. Who knew?

by Mataj June 29, 2009

cheek spread

The manual separation of two cheeks hens exposing ones asshole and pussy

I love it when izzy sends me pictures of her cheek spread

by Techno Toad December 18, 2015

bullet spread

1)The size of your crosshair in a game, most commonly a FPS, is, and ultimately disides where your bullets go

2)Bullet Spread = BS

BS = Bull Shit

Coincidence? I think NOT!

Random guy “the bullet spread killed me”

by Serpentkai June 11, 2018