Spoonman

Spoonman is a mythological being that takes the form of a great white shark that breathes air and swims through the air of dense forests. They sustain themselves through hunting deer and small elk. Mostly found in the colder regions of North America, they are a rare sight and dangerous to most unprepared travellers.

Oh shit, run! It's a Spoonman!

by Palps1 November 9, 2023

Spoonface

A term (Noun) used to describe an asian person that cuts you off on the freeway or snitches on you at work.

Driver: “That guy in the Honda Civic just cut me off!”
Passenger: “What a Spoonface!”

by Pussy_slayer_69_420 November 13, 2023

Spoonmaxxing

The act of Beating your Shit in your pants and busting in your underwear. Then you use the cum covered underwear and put it over someone else’s head.

Ruth was Spoonmaxxing Andrew. He ate that shit up like it was a 5 course meal

by Elite Task Force Zeta 4.5 January 10, 2025

Spoona

Binny, I found you in the rubbish but you are not rubbish, in fact your really acceeeeeeeee.

Binny, you got to go to sleep now, please just go to sleep now. Please just shut your faceeeeee

“Spoona”

by Opalferndallard August 31, 2025

Bi-Spoonal

Being either Big Spoon or Small Spoon depending on the mood.

Q: Are you a big spoon or little spoon?
A: I'm Bi-Spoonal, both work for me.

by Nootz October 6, 2022