somebody

somebody

somebody once told me

by jim_odeur January 25, 2017

Somebody

Once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

Person 1: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
Person 2: She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead

by JeffDHAMO August 7, 2021

to mic somebody

To destroy a pussy with an unexpectidly big black cock, while you are a skinny white guy wearing an afro

"I want to mic somebody in the elevator"
"Yesterday he mic'd the shit out of me!"
"They are mixin' her hard!"

by TrashOwl April 15, 2024

I banana …(somebody)

When you are to shy to say you miss somebody, you can use this word.

‘I banana …(somebody), I hope he/she will come back home soon.’ Mary said to me.

by R..w. August 17, 2022

Need somebody, baby

I’m still thinking about her :(

I’ve never met Alyssa before. But now that I have, I am too fascinated. I know it sounds cheesy but I’m thinking, “Where have we been all this time?”

Need somebody, baby. <3 I want to talk to this disturbed woman. I want to feel like her hero or something. It would be amazing if she felt the same way about me. :(

I really feel something strongly with her. I’m a little ashamed...

by WorseThanHitler October 30, 2020

Somebody got excited

When there is a white liquid on the floor, table, or counter, a sexual joke meant to imply that somebody came. Also can be used if somebody gets sprayed with something.

Example: Somebody’s soda sprays when opened or there is mayo on a table. Point it out and exclaim “somebody got excited!”

by Cnote918 August 31, 2018

Somebody

To eviscerate a body from the genitals upwards.

Somebody somebodied the body of somebody.

by Ninety8 October 15, 2018