Sword Smuggler

A lady boy. One who is otherwise a lady, who is concealing a penis.

Hey Joe, that lady you kissed in the club was totally a sword smuggler!

by Mr Bens May 2, 2013

Facebook smuggler

A person(s) that goes through random facebook profiles,
right clicks, and saves peoples pictures to their C drive. Only to brag to his/her friends that they "really" sent them the pics, but in reality not knowing them at all.

Tom surfs facebook to find hot girls, goes into their profiles, right clicks on all the sexy pics, and tells his friends "yo look at this pic this chick sent me...shes wants me bad"....
**tom is such a facebook smuggler.**

by usmcvince April 7, 2012

Munchkin Smuggler

Another name for a men's Speedo.

I accidentally sharted in my munchkin smuggler at the beach last week.

by TyranThesaurus Rex July 1, 2018

Lid Smuggler

Someone who smuggles things into prison via their asshole, holding it in tightly as if putting a lid on it.

"John sure is a lid smuggler"

"Did you hear that cullen smuggled an entire watermelon in? What a Lid Smuggler"

by Cyrus224 June 23, 2014

smothered smuggler

When a girl takes an intentional shit on your dick, and then you fuck her with your shit smothered cock

Last night my girl had the runs so I told her to poop on my dick and I'd give her a smothered smuggler.

by expert464 December 5, 2014

titty smuggler

One who takes ownership of another’s breasts.

Damn Danny stop being a titty smuggler.

by Kojm December 22, 2017

Plumb Smugglers

A pair of pants worn by a male that are extremely tight.

Dude, nice Plumb Smugglers. I can count your pubes through those things.

by The Hutt August 25, 2010