isma smegma

Smegma a cheesy like substance hidden within the dark depths of the body
Isma the great tall hideous mythical monster that everyone should be familiar with

don't get near it it might give you the smegma touch....

EWWWWWWWW theres isma smegma everywhere

by allahistheone February 19, 2025

Shrek-smegma green

The shade of green often associated with the colour of hit movie character Shrek's ball sweat. Pale yellowish green in most use cases but variable on how awful your imagination is.

Person A: "Dude how did you make your pancake Shrek-smegma green?"
Person B: "Oh I just used 20ml of extremely green food dye."
Person A: "Fuckin' miracles bro..."

by Rerobon!! March 24, 2025

smegma eating contest

a contest in wich competitors try and eat as much smegma as they can

"i won the smegma eating contest last week"

by smegwich February 26, 2023

smegma overload

Smegma overload

When crumbly cheese thickens (1.5 inches) your long johns. Example: "Your pyjamas smell of smegma overload" said Mandy to John

by Dryer sudocrem March 10, 2023

smegma

ohio opposite version of sigma

bro ur such a fatass smegma

by cocmonke June 9, 2024

Smegma

A really sticky cheese that comes from your jonhson, it can be bought only at Wlamrat.

Anthony Moca cant wait to eat this smegma with some bagels

by smegma master June 10, 2024

Smegma

Morning breakfast

Black guy: mmmmm i looove breakfast
Arabic guy: i put so much smegma in there
Black guy: i love your smegma

by istriveforporn July 23, 2024