Smegma

Knob cheese

Hey Ben , you need to clean your smegma

by Matts forehead December 22, 2019

Smegma

The sebaceous cheese like substance that surrounds the head of the penis. When removed from the penis it makes an excellent topping for crackers and bread.

There is lots of smegma around his genitalia after not washing it for weeks

by theICONICshroom21 September 12, 2021

smegma lips

The white creamy build-up under ones foreskin spooned out and slapped onto the lips of another.

His smegma lips was a funny sight to see

by misterurban1234 April 28, 2015

Smegma Meeting

A meeting in which everyone leaves happy, satisfied and with little evidence of their fun adorning their face. It’s similar to a “meeting of the minds”, but with different parts of the body.

I was just in a “Smegma Meeting” and I’m so full that I had to undo my the top button of my pants.

by Ringadingdingdong_8==> July 30, 2022

Smegma

A rather cheesy substance which is formed under the forskin mostly surrounding the rim of the jeb this cheesy malfunction could most definitely be removed by grating your smeggy bull head with a cheese greater

Cumley:ooh look at the cheese under my forskin

Rold:OMG cummers it’s #SMEGMA

by Bigboyroldaha August 21, 2018

smegma eating contest

a contest in wich competitors try and eat as much smegma as they can

"i won the smegma eating contest last week"

by smegwich February 26, 2023

Smegma Ball

A dung beetle like ball but it is made from the "cheese" of ones uncircumcised. Unnaturally occurring phenomenon, only made through ones curiosity and boredom.

Mert: Hey did you see how big Kuba's smegma ball was?
Cumfadel: Yeah, that shit was like a medicine ball.
Corey: Hey, look at mine!

by mrhds January 19, 2024