smegma eating contest

a contest in wich competitors try and eat as much smegma as they can

"i won the smegma eating contest last week"

by smegwich February 26, 2023

smegma lips

The white creamy build-up under ones foreskin spooned out and slapped onto the lips of another.

His smegma lips was a funny sight to see

by misterurban1234 April 28, 2015

Paul’s smegma

paul’s smegma means a man’s penis that has some sort of “cheese” on it, peiple can eat it and sell it

“hey i need some of paul’s smegma”
“okay here”

by yellow turf December 6, 2023

smegma overload

Smegma overload

When crumbly cheese thickens (1.5 inches) your long johns. Example: "Your pyjamas smell of smegma overload" said Mandy to John

by Dryer sudocrem March 10, 2023

Smegma

Knob cheese

Hey Ben , you need to clean your smegma

by Matts forehead December 22, 2019

Smegma Ball

A dung beetle like ball but it is made from the "cheese" of ones uncircumcised. Unnaturally occurring phenomenon, only made through ones curiosity and boredom.

Mert: Hey did you see how big Kuba's smegma ball was?
Cumfadel: Yeah, that shit was like a medicine ball.
Corey: Hey, look at mine!

by mrhds January 19, 2024

Smegma

A dance that was founded by both a TikTok producer and the YouTube star Jay Swingler of TGF

Guy 1: mate why is that dude flapping hims arms about for?
Guy 2: He's doing the smegma dance bro!
Guy 1: ohh that's what that is!

by TheGhxstFrom_GR August 30, 2023