I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Switch Slided

To be unexpectedly tricked by a bait-and-switch into watching, "Ima Gonna be the One" music video by Three Beat Slide. A spiritual cousin of the Rick Roll.

I thought it was a serious link about new discoveries of ancient Egyptian tombs, but instead of Egyptian artifacts, all I got was three overly happy musicians singing on railroad tracks. I got Switch Slided!

by Three Beat Slide August 11, 2025

most exciting thing since sliced bread

This expression is used when a person does or tells you something you already know and thinks it is absolutely amazing.

Person 1: She got a hollywood wax for the first time.

Person 2: let me guess its the most exciting thing since sliced bread for her.

by sealion3 December 26, 2012

Eric Harry Timothy Mabius Sliced Himself With A Key

Eric Harry Timothy Mabius Sliced Himself With A Key

Eric Harry Timothy Mabius Sliced Himself With A Key

by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

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