SkyRim

Giving or recieving anal or ass eating on an airplane

Wanna have Skyrim after take off

by Mclovin1218 September 9, 2019

Skyrim

Bethesda’s 5th Elder Scroll’s game. One of THE best games known to man, and is the reason you don’t have a girlfriend. One you start this game, assuming your PS3/Xbox 360/PC/PS4/Xbox One/Switch/PS5/Xbox Series X/S doesn’t burst into flames, you will NOT be seeing the sun for a while

Side effects include: loss of girlfriend, weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, death, pissing in a bottle, going shit shit in your pants, dehydration, having to keep a minifridge nearby for your drinks, ordering pizza every night because you’re too glued to your chair to get up and cook, loss of ability to distinguish fantasy from the real world, loss of boyfriend (if you’re a girl or gay), constantly taking an arrow in the knee

I’ve been playing Skyrim for AGES and I haven’t seen the sun since

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 June 24, 2022

Skyrim job

When a person gives a rimjob while that person is asleep, and when they get up, the person administering said rimjob would say: "you're finally awake".

Bob: Nancy gave me a skyrim job last night. I almost proposed.

Dan: Do it now, dude.

by Austin Powerz May 16, 2020

Skyrim

Getting or giving a rimjob on an airplane.

After the plane took off me and my boyfriend went to the lavatory and gave each other skyrims.

by iBoy2G January 16, 2023

Skyrim

Getting a rimjob while in the air

we went to Bali last week, got a skyrim on the way there

by plasticalien April 24, 2020

Skyrim

The leading cause of divorce. This is due to the cheating the player has caused after 300 hours of going on dates with Serana, which she's hot not gonna lie. The player will not notice. However, after months spent on SkyrimPorn, filtered to Serana, the player might realize he fucked up his actual relationship in real life with an actual girl.

I feel much happier living in my mansion in Whiterun, Skyrim, with my new wife Serana, which is always by my side, unlike you, bitch. I must break up with you

by Avillian April 8, 2021

Skyrim

When you eat someone’s ass while on the plane

I was skyrimming this girl on my way to Jamaica

by Hippieflippie88 March 15, 2022