skeeo

A female who looks as if she has money, has hoe tendencies but looks as if she has money.

its mad skeeos up in da club to night

by da kid killa January 13, 2007

seemo

A person that acts emo, but does not appear to be. ie does not dress dark, have their hair grown over part or all of their face, and/or cut themselves on a regular basis.

"Allison is kinda seemo."
"What's that?"
"Go to www.urbandictionary.com, nub."

by William Wise September 14, 2006

Semour Asscrack

a person who really needs to buy a belt because their ass is always hanging out of their pants

dude theres a semour asscrack back there, dont turn around whatever you do!

by becalicious/hates/sara April 13, 2010

cum guzzling semon demon

An ex girfriend. Any woman who has enough cum or semon inside them to be compared to a demon who is full of damned souls.

Bitch you're such a cum guzzling semon demon

by Djsanders95 March 15, 2017

shemotional

When someone, particularly a woman, emotionally overreacts to a harmless situation

Guy: "Hey sorry I lost one of your hair bands"
Woman: "OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU MY LIFE IS HORRIBLE"
Guy: "Woah, you're getting a little shemotional there"

by Catastrophonomlom October 3, 2017

Skem

A disgusting place, known to create "skemlins" to invade Manchester and surrounding regions

I heard skem and all their skemlins are coming to manchester to invade

by ld01 April 29, 2019

Skem

A chav who lives in skelmersdale

Desemme jones is a skem

by Lennon pilkinton July 23, 2019