Penny shed

Because a penny has nearly zero value and a shed is a building someone spends the least amount of money on to hide the shit they wanna throw away but think it’ll have use someday......

Ok boyz, don’t be causin any trouble tonight, the last thing we wanna do is spend the night in old sheriff Jonny’s ‘Penny shed’!

by Ball333 July 1, 2019

National Seduce A Robbie Day

On December 14th, you go to a person who has been given the nickname "Robbie" and try to win him over for the day. It becomes bonus points if he is in a current relationship

"Hey, have you seduced a Robbie yet? Its still National Seduce A Robbie Day"

by Annual celabration November 11, 2020

don't light my shed on fire

A response to be used when being yelled at, such as by a parent. The rough equivalent of "don't tase me bro!" An answer indicating surrender and a desire to avoid harm.

Mom: "I told you to be home by 5! How could you be late for your grandfather's birthday?!?!"
Son: "Sorry, mom! Jeez, don't light my shed on fire! I just forgot, OK?!?

by smalltowngamers July 29, 2010

shed-dragger

those people that like to drag a caravan (shed) 4 times the size of their car, often with wing mirrors 4 times the size of their caravan (shed) making over-taking an impossible feat, and you guessed it, getting to your destination 4 times longer!!

Shouting "you fucking shed-dragger!!" at anyone dragging a shed.

by Skinuss May 16, 2008

Scheduled Maintenance

A girl being unavailable for traditional sexual activities due to menstruation.

I'm gonna hook up with Kate after the party tonight... I hope she isn't offline for scheduled maintenance.

by rideSpecialized June 9, 2009

schedule raped

(Usually due to failed classes) When you go to pick up your schedule and find out your classes have been switched without your consent! OH FUCK NO, you've been schedule raped!

*picks up schedule*
A: What the fuck? I never wanted bio instead of gym
B: You just got schedule raped!

by Caroline Himanen February 4, 2010

shebulbasaurus rex

A cross breed between a shelby and a bulbasaur (pokemon), this girl is hilarious and knows how to have a good time. Enjoys using outlandish expressions and whistles frequently. Please propose to her using a pokeball, because to catch this girl you gotta treat her right. She is a lover of smooth jazz, hot pockets, football, and likes to sleep in on the weekends. This name will definitely outlast her college career. Nicknames from shebolbasourus rex include: bolba, rex, bulbasaur, bulbasaurus rex, and sometimes just shelby.

"shebulbasaurus rex, what are ya doing?"
"hey bolba let's go get some starbucks"
"shelby, how's that hot pocket?"
"rex you should probs wake up, its def like 2 in the afternoon"

by trumpet2010 November 12, 2012