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Share the kebab

When you're fucking someone and the dog tries to get his muzzle between you both and wrap his tongue around anything that's moving
"I was trying to fuck Theresa last night but she wanted to share the kebab with her dog and frankly the whole night was a disaster"
by ptanuki June 9, 2017
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sip and share

instructions for making the last can of beer last as long as possible at the end of a party. (note: host must continually remind guests to 'sip and share' until the can is empty)
"is there any more beer?"
"nope. this is the last one. we gotta sip and share it"
by cowellisms February 21, 2013
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Shit share

The act of one person taking a shit into another persons pants, once the deposit is made fresh, the “shitee”then thanks the “shitter” pulls up his or her pants and goes about their day with grace and poise....
Tod yelled in to his friend Kyle, “ shit me brah “...! I needs me a “shit share” pronto compadre!
by Little g money January 27, 2021
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power sharing

The act of two or more men in the shower at the gym giving each other their power. Usually this shared through parts of their body in another persons part of their body. It isn't gay.
Those two dudes in the shower are doing some pretty impressive power sharing.
by HalfwaySandwich August 6, 2016
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Shared Erection

When two or more male mammals get erections from the same thing.
Jim: Did you see Penny in those jeans today?
Tim: Yeah, it gave me a total boner.
Jim: I guess that makes it a shared erection.
by Dick Lodge January 28, 2011
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Share Troll

A person who posts persistent negative comments about stocks and shares on boards and twitter.

This type of troll differs from regular trolls in that instead of attacking individuals, they directly target shareholders. They generally work in co-ordinated groups, have multiple identities and may be paid by a group of traders or a cartel. Their main objective is to spread malicious rumours in an attempt to get investors to sell their stock or create market volatility. There are several reasons for the emergence Share Troll activity but the main reason is to "shake out" investors in order to protect short positions. Trading rackets are known to protect their lucrative short positions by employing share trolls.
This company share is under severe pressure at the moment due to market sentiment. Many share trolls are out in force tonight on bulletin boards trying to get shareholders to sell up.
by Rod Clements September 7, 2016
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sharing compoting

when ever anything done by you with lots of efforts get spoiled..
this word is used in program where the dam got broken....
an engineer said it with shock "sharing compoting".
by X-caliber September 22, 2009
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