Sexquation

Two or more desirable occurrences linked by mathematical operations whose end result is sex.

"That guy over there is a great sexquation!
Nice eyes + great smile x intelligence = ravish me silly"

by Jennifer Notch November 16, 2005

Burning sensation

What you get if you make it to Burning Man (cf. Burning Envy).

Mike: Dude, what happened at Burning Man this year?

Nate: Dude, I totally got a burning sensation after crazy drug-addled sex with total strangers out on the playa.

Mike: Dude, that is sooo awesome.

by Килгор Троут September 6, 2009

sextating

Verb

Having sex while cooking and or eating a potato

I had fun sextating with you last night, the potatoes were great.

by P0T@T0 September 22, 2009

textationship

A relationship based off of texting only. Most of the couples' intimate moments, deep conversations, and inside jokes happen over texting. If you see them together, it's never for a long period of time, because they'd rather be texting. Also, talking on the phone NEVER happes!

"Why is Lauren always on her phone?"
"Her and Billy are in a textationship."
"Well, it's quite boring, i wouldn't wanna do that!"
"fersure!"

by eat.sleep.tri. July 20, 2009

Asian Sensation

An amazingly tyte ass asian who is always on the hunt for some rice or kung pow chicken!

"hey this kid named kevin is an asian sensation, hes so tyte and loves to eat rice all the time!"

by Kevin Dickey April 14, 2007

Textationship

The state in which two people text/DM/IM each other constantly yet never actually form a legitimate relationship. This can happen based on distance, family obligations, and other circumstances. Also called bullcrapping.

Dude 1: hey man, I see you and dudette talk a lot. You guys serious?

Dude 2: nah man, we just have a textationship

by Rastheexhorter May 26, 2014

textation

Having a conversation solely through text messages.

I was having a textation with Mary for 20 minutes before I finally decided to call her.

by Nelius Xander December 24, 2007