sawed off scrotes

no balls; no guts.

Yeah, he just goes along with it because he has sawed off scrotes.

by sponge's mom December 19, 2018

Lord scrote

A person with a sizeable saggy and hairy scrotum

The woman during sexual intercourse called her partner lord scrote when giving a blowjob

by CEO of ant molestation October 13, 2020

Scrote Moat

When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.

Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.

*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.

by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025

Scrote Kegal

When an elderly gentleman with a saggy ballsack leap-frogs you, drags his stretchy sack over your skull and clinches on your dome.

Dude, that bachelor party was wild. Kyle got all fucked up and scrote kegaled the best man

by The Real Spoons July 7, 2022

Scrote rip

A sack's worst nightmare. A painful, emotionally traumatic experience in which the tender skin of the male scortum is violently ripped.

"Ouch, I'm going to need that one sewn up soon, that scrote rip was rough."

by Scroterip August 17, 2014

Scroted

Verb - To make dirty, or smeared

Dude, you scroted the keyboard with your Cheetos fingers.

by Mystery Muse December 14, 2021

Gargle my Scrote

The act of sucking your ball sack

Wendy was giving me shit, so I told her to gargle my scrote before I gave her a Schmack

by Dr. Bocaciac October 18, 2018