Pork scratching

Rick Waller:
Synonym, each being approximately 60% fat ratio

The Pork Scratchings mother was proud to see her son singing on TV.

by Zoolook May 3, 2004

screaching elephant

lift your cock and balls place on window then slide them down the window to make the elephant screach

i gave that bitch a screaching elephant while she was under the glass table.Better when done on driver side window of friends car

by soup bone February 3, 2008

Scratchin' Off

1: Verb; The female equivalent of "Jerkin' Off" where the woman takes a set number of fingers and proceeds to rub at her vagina profusely for sexual pleasure.

2: Verb; When a man or woman begins to itch his/her junk, and it feels so good that they either jizz themselves almost immediately, or they continue to masturbate following the relief of the itch.

Ex. 1: I just walked in on my sister scratchin' off like a lotto ticket.

Ex. 2: I jizzed myself when I finally scratched off to this itch I had for an hour.

by CauSkimo April 1, 2011

scratching

An excuse for masturbating in a friend or relatives house if you are caught.

Just scratchin' give me a minute. Nearly done.

by Stuart Green April 17, 2003

Dry Snitching

Indirectly telling an authority figure or interested person who might have been involved in the incident the authority figure or interested person is curious about. It's not "pointing the finger" but more or less telling them as if they already know or as if they are clue less.

On the phone with your "bro" while you're in jail and your "bro" says, "DUDE! I can't believe you did that! Remember that time when you shot that gun on 19th ave?" That is called DRY SNITCHING!

by CorruptedTheKarupt October 14, 2011

switching lanes without signaling

when you are fucking a girl in the ass and quilckly pull out and put it in her pootang to clean the poop off your dick

I was switching lanes without signaling and now mary has a uti.

by scizott33 October 23, 2005

Scratching the underside

To undertake action that is considered risky and taboo

A man returned from a drunken and chemically facilitated night out on the wrong side of the tracks. Another man, upon seeing our hero's return, quipped: "he's been scratching the underside".

by Bakelite October 2, 2012