scadootle

scadootle or sca-dootle (scadootled - past tense) is the feline version of a dog scratching its arse on the ground.

the cat scadootled across the rug.

by nyali February 24, 2014

scooba daisy

Eating Vagina under water.

She was mad I could only Scooba Daisy for 30 seconds at a time, she needed atleast a minute straight to get hers.

by WoodyRichard December 10, 2016

scoober snacks

when your smoking a blunt and weed gets in your mouth

Person 1: Can we smoke out of a bong?Person 2: Of course, wouldn't want to get any scoober snacks !

by bethalwaysfalls December 24, 2016

Scadoodleweener

A made up word used to swear at people-*say in a German accent *

Pronounced*Sca-doodle-veener*

Your a scadoodleweener

by Nein00 June 3, 2018

scoob syndrome

a synonym for autism used only for betas and silly geese

bro aidan has some serious scoob syndrome

by scobs22 May 31, 2019

ScoMoke

The horribly thick cloud of smoke that hangs over Sydney and much of Australia's eastern seaboard throughout summer, starting in 2019 and continuing for every lengthening fire season from now on.

The name derives from the dip-shit prime minister, Scott "ScoMo" Morrison, who once took a lump of coal into parliament and claimed, "This is coal. It won't hurt you" despite mountains of science showing that burning fossil fuels like coal was killing the planet and chocking its citizens.

"Don't go outside today kids, the ScoMoke is thick as shit – like the prime minister. Stay inside and watch the cricket."

by billybobboy December 6, 2019

Scomotosis

ScoMotosis ... dire affliction of pale stale males in situations of positional power without personal/integral power. Diagnosis by observation, of symptoms such as: flight (to Hawaii) response to any challenge (expectation of leadership), incapacity for empathy (despite expensive training), no understanding of the concept of equity, absense of integrity, esteem issues requiring constant reference to a higher authority (particularly a religious leader), belief in imaginary friend/s, and dependence upon the guidance of texts to determine right from wrong (high liklihood that selected texts be centuries-old fables written by barely-educated pale, stale, males seeking to control the uneducated populace).

Further indicators of ScoMotosis are: an inability to acknowledge the greater intellect, knowledge and skills of others (even in their field of expertise), no capacity for understanding scientific & technological communications (perhaps due to a fear-response to proofs contradicting tightly held spurious beliefs), intellectual vertigo (autonomic response to disconcerting facts); and an elevated sense of self-importance.

One of the more obvious indicators can be the obstruction of the mouth by the sufferer's own foot/feet.

I'd say he has undiagnosed scomotosis: even though, he only has one foot in his mouth, his hand is grasping for a shake.

by GaLizZy January 5, 2020