A sassy matthew is a human, specifically a friend, who exhibits abnormal amounts of sass spontaneously, without being provoked
When Alex promptly responded to Laura's average question with sass, Laura proceeded to call Alex a sassy matthew.
by KjoRocks June 7, 2018

by Wolves are the best December 18, 2017

The friend version of “sneaky link”; when you and your bestie hang out without the rest of the friend group, so you don’t want anyone to know
by Logang1000 May 3, 2021

by Babus<3 May 23, 2022

by swagpidgeon August 28, 2019

sassy mote is a description for when jamie is feeling particularly sassy in af. a sassy mote is prone to using phrases like 'hiya' and 'numpty'
by hooliganmux November 14, 2020

When a person defined by having a lot of sass. Commonly confused with other handles, such as sassy susan, by the illiterate.
by therealsassysusie October 14, 2015
