A sassy matthew is a human, specifically a friend, who exhibits abnormal amounts of sass spontaneously, without being provoked
When Alex promptly responded to Laura's average question with sass, Laura proceeded to call Alex a sassy matthew.
by KjoRocks June 7, 2018

by Pseuyyy March 31, 2017

"Hey Darlin, what would you like for dinner?"...
"I would like to have food."...
"That's enough out of you Sassy Lips!"
"I would like to have food."...
"That's enough out of you Sassy Lips!"
by Spartanmermaid August 14, 2017

by Babus<3 May 23, 2022

by swagpidgeon August 28, 2019

The friend version of “sneaky link”; when you and your bestie hang out without the rest of the friend group, so you don’t want anyone to know
by Logang1000 May 3, 2021

sassy mote is a description for when jamie is feeling particularly sassy in af. a sassy mote is prone to using phrases like 'hiya' and 'numpty'
by hooliganmux November 14, 2020
