Sam is an amazing guy that is loving and caring. Any girl would be lucky to date sam. He is smart and handsome. The way sam acts has an effect on many people. He is super athletic and great at everything he does
by Broken down by love November 30, 2018

A female who is promiscuous in nature and never turns down a hard, or semi-hard penis. From a young age she practices threesomes and fellatio on local scum.
With her room-temperature IQ she is also a vessel rife with disease and should be avoided if you wish to live a healthy life.
With her room-temperature IQ she is also a vessel rife with disease and should be avoided if you wish to live a healthy life.
guy1 - "That sam chick sure sucks a mean cock."
guy2 - "Been there, done that... Hope you wrapped your willy."
guy1 - "Why is that?"
guy2 - "Get tested and find out."
guy2 - "Been there, done that... Hope you wrapped your willy."
guy1 - "Why is that?"
guy2 - "Get tested and find out."
by ragincajun666 April 2, 2010

Socially akward male. A good looking guy who is extremely akward in social situations, especially when women are involved. He may introduce you to his parents on the second date, and then tell you that you're moving too fast on the third date. Or you and your friends may hang out with him for two years, only to have him finally introduce his girlfriend of 10 years that you've never heard of.
Lady equivalent is a SAL (socially awkward lady)
Lady equivalent is a SAL (socially awkward lady)
That guy is hot, but he's such a SAM. He spends all day e-mailing me at work but then gets awkward if I ask him out for drinks after work.
by Janglim July 23, 2008

by Timothy Cheung May 30, 2006

The best thing that has ever happend to me x3 would be nothing without him and no one has ever made me more happy <3 Totally gorgeous super fit sexy boy who is an amazing boyfriend treats you better than anyone else is always there for you but isn't anything like any other guy x You will never meet another guy like him, he is one of a kind and you would be lucky to have a guy like him <3 I love him more than anything <3
by AliceMaria November 5, 2012

to be fooled into thinking a girl is hot through a picture she sends while in real life she is actually quite unfortunate.
by omghahalol May 17, 2009
