spread & wed

The only thing a beautiful girl has to do in this narcissist reality...

Why should some hot model have to work? She just has to meet some rich fool and do the ol 'spread & wed.'

by Skizzy Wydd November 5, 2020

Peacock Spread

When a women lays down on her back with her legs spread and in the air. With her fingers she holds each of her vaginal flaps and spreads them like a peacock.

Lottie peacock spread for him.

by YingForYang October 26, 2018

hazlenut spread

noun: The name given to the delicious expanse of flesh one sees directly before penetrating, or giving oral pleasure to, a male or female anus from behind.

Hazle= the implied colour of the orifice (or literal, if he/she hasn't washed properly)

Nut(s)= in the case of a male reciever, his scrotum

Spread= the act of spreading, or if one wants to be cheeky, the 'spread' (as in the spread of a banquet) on offer for consumption

Tom: "she was begging for it, so I just spread her right there on the table man...it was a beautiful sight. A HAZLENUT SPREAD."

Dick: "if only it tasted as sweet."

by Phat'n'Gypsy July 7, 2010

Spread the Wealth

This is what Barack Obama intends to do as President and is the act of taking money (taxes) from the people who earned it and distributing it (as refundable tax credits) to people who did not earn it - the effectively spreading the wealth.

While the idea has a good populist ring, spreading the wealth is the cornerstone of Marxist/Socialist/Communist political thought.

Robin Hood taking from the rich and giving to the poor eg. taxing (taking) and distributing 'tax refunds' (giving) to the poor (not even trying to not suck at life).
Spread the wealth is a Marxist ideal.

by gringoguapisimo February 21, 2009

cheek spread

The manual separation of two cheeks hens exposing ones asshole and pussy

I love it when izzy sends me pictures of her cheek spread

by Techno Toad December 18, 2015

BF Spread

The only-happens-in-porn sexual maneuver where a woman gets butt-fucked while laying on her back, yet for some reason spreads her vaj for no apparent reason.

Dude, I BF'ed my broad the other day and she didn't randomly spread her vaj. I guess the BF Spread that we see in porn is not reality-based. Who knew?

by Mataj June 29, 2009

bullet spread

1)The size of your crosshair in a game, most commonly a FPS, is, and ultimately disides where your bullets go

2)Bullet Spread = BS

BS = Bull Shit

Coincidence? I think NOT!

Random guy “the bullet spread killed me”

by Serpentkai June 11, 2018