silk shower

British officer Slang for when, as a group, you dress in silk robes and attend an evening of group or couple massage with fellow commerades. There is a Mess oil kept for the occasion containing aromatherapy sents such as Eucalyptus and Frankincense, this is distributed by the most senior officer of the group.
We are putting on a Silk Shower event in the Mess on Friday 12th. Please sign up if you are available.
by YouandMe4444 November 23, 2016
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silk bed sheets

the drug known as LSD or acid.
Last weekend I had a couple silk bed sheets, and I thought my foot was a midget.
by Harry Wallbanger April 23, 2006
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Silk Web

A silk web is when during sex the guy lasts very shortly and cums all over on the girls body and the girl is stuck on the bed or wherever you have sex on. Over 10,000 women died from drowning or suffocating caused by being stuck in the Silk Web of their significant other.
I got stuck in a Silk Web last night, I had to eat his cum.
by ComradeKinkMachine 1237 February 21, 2022
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silk rider

shes a silk rider ;) not a hair in sight
by yguhjhbj February 18, 2010
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silk doughnut

The new fat girl in the phone center just gave me a BJ. She’s a real silk doughnut.
by Ballsdeep187 March 31, 2019
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Silk Swirler

A sexual act in which an individual wearing pantyhose, nylons, or tights uses his feet to stimulate around a females genitalia.
Hank knew that Jane loved his ballet outfit so, on a date one night, he surprised her with a silk swirler which she received with several pleasure filled shrieks.
by kirkboss April 27, 2018
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booty silk

Skin that is plump and soft
Dang you got booty silk.
by Brihhhh August 12, 2017
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