Sam

Sam is a guy who is so much fun in a nerdy kinda way. He loves to read and write, he loves anime. He is hot but doesn't now it. He is an attractive nerdy athlete. He has that sick and disturbing kinda humor. He is just so hot.
Kayla: "Wow, who is that? He's so hot. But he's such a nerd. And he's an athlete? There is a God."

Jasmine: "You don't know? That's Sam."
by Samsgirl<3 August 05, 2011
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One of the great Viking Lords of the 9th century, a very gay man. A revolutionary in the world of the gay, he was known to pass out lube and erotic gay paintings at every port he passed through. A drunkard, who smelled of rotting cats and mustard, that often destroyed villages with a swing of the genitalia and was renknowned for eating small children. He was married 16 times; 6 wives, 4 husbands, and 6 unknown creatures that were most likely eaten after the marriage. These marriages gave him 37 beautiful children, 13 of whom were fed to Sam fifer in order to calm him.
Do you have to do the history essay?
Yeah, what topic are you doing?
Sam fifer, the gay viking lord.
Yeah he was amazing.
by ebods678 February 29, 2008
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1) A blondie porn addict skater boy.

2) Stands for Super At Mastrabtion
1) Girl1: You see that guy over there?
Girl2: The blonde one? Yea.
Girl1: I know him. He's a total Sam.

2)His left arm is more musclar than the right. He must be a Sam
by ChocolateNarwhal December 29, 2011
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Sam can suck my 5.3 inch dick. he done did me wrong mothafucka
nice girl: bro i’m going out with sam
me: oh he is a bitch don’t date him
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A very hot, funny, beautiful person who is very sweet and cool who can get all the guys dreaming over her
Sam
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Sam is a absolute heart throb. He has perfect eyes and the best hair, but he doesn’t take his looks for granted as he is a respectable boy with a heart full of love. If get to date sam you are blessed and extremely lucky as every girl wants him.
“Omg who’s that boy over there?”
“Sam!”
“Holyyyy shit he’s handsome
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Sam is a shy, but loveable. He is introverted at times, but once you get to know him he's kind, sweet, funny and smart. Sam is also fun to drink and party with as he releases his inhibitions and gets funky! He has nice blue eyes and a cute smile. Sam listens to underground hip-hop music, NIN and La Dispute, along with many others. He enjoys playing football, eating junk food, and attempting to have Ryan Goslings abs and playing guitar. Sam is the kind of guy you'd see walking with a backpack, wearing a cotton t-shirt with some form of slogan on it and basic shorts/jeans, paired with vans or other skate type shoes. His style is low-key, but when he dresses up he wears a beanie that looks like a dog on his head. Look out for these Sam's, they may seem quiet at first, but once you get to know them, they'll be a friend for life. Be warned though, he does come with flaws, he most notable one is his beard
A: 'wow see that cute shy guy over there?'
B: 'oh he's totally a sam'
by ganxsha August 08, 2014
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