Sam

Sam is a guy who is so much fun in a nerdy kinda way. He loves to read and write, he loves anime. He is hot but doesn't now it. He is an attractive nerdy athlete. He has that sick and disturbing kinda humor. He is just so hot.

Kayla: "Wow, who is that? He's so hot. But he's such a nerd. And he's an athlete? There is a God."

Jasmine: "You don't know? That's Sam."

by Samsgirl<3 August 5, 2011

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Sam

One of the great Viking Lords of the 9th century, a very gay man. A revolutionary in the world of the gay, he was known to pass out lube and erotic gay paintings at every port he passed through. A drunkard, who smelled of rotting cats and mustard, that often destroyed villages with a swing of the genitalia and was renknowned for eating small children. He was married 16 times; 6 wives, 4 husbands, and 6 unknown creatures that were most likely eaten after the marriage. These marriages gave him 37 beautiful children, 13 of whom were fed to Sam fifer in order to calm him.

Do you have to do the history essay?
Yeah, what topic are you doing?
Sam fifer, the gay viking lord.
Yeah he was amazing.

by ebods678 February 28, 2008

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Sam is the best boyfriend in the world and I'm glad that I met him. He's also my best friend and I can tell him everything. I can't live without him and he's the most beautiful boy in the world. I love his curly hair and he's such a nice boy. He makes me feel better when I feel like crap and I love him with all my heart. Thanks Bae for existing in my life.

"That's the most attractive boy I've ever seen, his Name must be Sam."

by Ayse the iced tea January 5, 2017

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1) A blondie porn addict skater boy.

2) Stands for Super At Mastrabtion

1) Girl1: You see that guy over there?
Girl2: The blonde one? Yea.
Girl1: I know him. He's a total Sam.

2)His left arm is more musclar than the right. He must be a Sam

by ChocolateNarwhal January 1, 2012

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