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reserrection

When your boner falls over and pops back up. Courtesy of Russell Brand.
I had wood for her, but lost it. She bent over and bam reserrection!
by hobie83 March 14, 2009
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Off the reservation

Highly offensive saying referring to American Indians that have left the reservation.
That crazy drunk, he's gone off the reservation.
by ClancyMan September 4, 2015
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army reserves

The worlds finest fighting force, Navy Seals want to be them, Marines Praise them, And Army Rangers look upon with jealously and pure unadulterated envy. When called into the line of duty expect a thirty of pabst and a war cry like no other!
You hear russia was taken over in 5 seconds?
How?!
They sent in the army reserves
Obviously, i shouldve known.. no one else is capable of that
by PinchableDirt May 4, 2014
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Reservoir Doggystyle

Engaging in the Doggystyle sexual position while in a suit and sunglasses, biting or gripping of the ear is incouraged.
"Dude I was hitting it Reservoir Doggystyle and Stuck in the Middle with you came on! It was just like the movie but half as boring!"
by Toby Mugwire October 26, 2016
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reservoir tip

A winter hat worn with the edges unfolded such that an excess of of the hat's material rises above the wearer's head, resembling the reservoir tip of a condom.

The term is often used as a shorthand identifier for the typical varieties of neon adorned "steezy" snowboarder bros who tend to be the primary exemplars of the fashion.
"Did you see that posse of reservoir tips that just climbed out of that Honda Civic?"

"Yeah, man... Looks like they are toking up before they go "shred the gnar" or whatever. Would you pass me my shades?... hurts like looking at the sun."

"Agreed. I'll go inform them it's not 1987 right away."
by hellischrome February 18, 2010
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Off the reservation

When one or more members of a group (temporarily or permanently) splinter off to do something or behave in a way seen as unfavorable by their peers.
Miles: Wheres Doug at and what with all the commotion?

Fido: Yo, he's off the reservation, says hole 9 is rigged and is on a rampage, we gotta bounce before he drags us into this.

Miles: ... Yeah, that dumb ass is on his own, I ain't getting banned from Scandia cause he sucks at mini-golf.

Ashley: So there's a line for the bathroom so that drunk bitch is pooping in a trashcan.

Beth: Omfg shes so far off the reservation, I'm done her nasty ass, she can find new friends

Ashley: I know right, I don't think she even has anything to use for tp. Eww
by Maxdout June 12, 2021
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Calling in the reserves

When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.
Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.

Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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