ricky raccoon

When you cover your balls with chocolate and teabag your partners eyes, when you lift your genetalia up from her face, she'll look like a raccoon.

My girl wasn't acting right so I gave her a Ricky raccoon to prove to her she was acting like an animal.

by Grandmafucker May 14, 2016

slap the raccoon

Something one does when bored that IS NOT masturbation.

"How would you make a raccoon mad?"

"Slap it."

"Why would you slap the raccoon?"

"Boredom."

by Q. T. McWhiskers March 30, 2007

blue raccoon

Slut

Look at the guy in the white truck, his passenger is the same blue raccoon Dennis got with last week.

by francisSharky November 14, 2013

A Filthy Raccoon

When a Girl has a hairy vagina and refuses to shave or keep it well trimmed

Wow bro Fabios sisters got A Filthy Raccoon!
That's crazy bro

by ItVit August 14, 2017

Raccoon toonz

An animator who get's inspired by raccoon hats, he does nasty into socks and is very kawaii and not hot at all, unless it's his pov of course, he is blending a baby for his next short vid, but you wouldn't know since you're an utter twat

Raccoon toonz: it's the name of a youtuber

by You Don't know who this is 69 April 13, 2021

Exotic Raccoon

When a woman wears a vast amount of make-up (primarily around her eyes) to try and conceal all the bruises and black eyes she has from her abusive boyfriend/husband.

Person 1: Why is Jane wearing so much make-up lately?
Person 2: Oh. No, she's just an 'Exotic Raccoon'. If you get what I mean.

by Kailo. December 6, 2017

peruvian raccoon

Similar to the peruvian eye goggles, the peruvian raccoon is when you dip your balls into a pile of shit ( preferably human ) and proceed to lay them onto your victim. As you pull the testicles off of your victim you will notice rings around their eyes that resemble a raccoon.

Last night I gave this bitch the dirtiest peruvian raccoon I have ever seen

by captain_emu November 26, 2014