ricky raccoon

When you cover your balls with chocolate and teabag your partners eyes, when you lift your genetalia up from her face, she'll look like a raccoon.

My girl wasn't acting right so I gave her a Ricky raccoon to prove to her she was acting like an animal.

by Grandmafucker May 14, 2016

blue raccoon

Slut

Look at the guy in the white truck, his passenger is the same blue raccoon Dennis got with last week.

by francisSharky November 14, 2013

slap the raccoon

Something one does when bored that IS NOT masturbation.

"How would you make a raccoon mad?"

"Slap it."

"Why would you slap the raccoon?"

"Boredom."

by Q. T. McWhiskers March 30, 2007

Raccoon Boy

A boy that sleeps all day, stays up all night, has a nest like room, and picks up random things off the ground

He’s such a raccoon boy, I don’t think I’ve ever seen him awake during the day

by BleachCake23 March 25, 2022

peruvian raccoon

Similar to the peruvian eye goggles, the peruvian raccoon is when you dip your balls into a pile of shit ( preferably human ) and proceed to lay them onto your victim. As you pull the testicles off of your victim you will notice rings around their eyes that resemble a raccoon.

Last night I gave this bitch the dirtiest peruvian raccoon I have ever seen

by captain_emu November 26, 2014

Stinky Raccoon

When a house guest leaves you a turd in the toilet bowl without flushing

I like having Jill over at my place, she may be the one. But today she left me a stinky raccoon for the second time this week and this gives me doubts over our relationship

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

Raccoon God.

Superior of the monochromed rats.

“It is I, tanu, the raccoon god.”
—written by Amari </333

by anonymousweeeee April 3, 2021