Proper slothin'

To be bragging about that you look haggard
A girl goes to school, with hair a mess, and wearing sweats. ''i'm Proper slothin' today bhys''
by Lollipop1234567890 November 23, 2010
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proper drunk

The type of drunk that begins with a man hating his ex. This leads to the man hitting on every pretty women he sees, which follows by hitting on every kinda pretty women to hitting on the not so pretty women. An indication to his disappointing game is noted when he proceeds to text message everyone of his girl friends and girl coworkers with borderline flirtatious and crude messages. Typically 9 out of 10 times these messages go without any real notice by the receiver of such messages. But it is with the one receiver who wishes clarification of the messages sent the night previous, who causes the most grief for the man. It is to the man's embarrassment not to admit the messages had no meaning and takes it upon himself to bring the receiver out on a date, which typically ends in sexual intercourse and the receiver hating the man just as much as his previous ex.
Keep Brice off his phone, the guy is looking proper drunk
by BuzzytheBear February 17, 2016
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a proper goodbye

the morning after a night of ravenous sexual intercourse, while the chick is still asleep, you get ready to leave, whip your cock out and jizz on her right before you run out the door
"hey man how was your morning with that chick, probly awkward right?"

"nah man, i gave her a proper goodbye and its all good."
by bull73 December 24, 2008
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proper poke

To put your penis aka pussy poker,into a very sluty females vagina aka wide resiever,for the 1st time,before anyone that day.
He cant get a proper poke before me.
by jonny b. dizzle June 06, 2006
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proper jackson

really good, excellent, top notch, top banana, awesome
If someone was to give you a really nice gift, or you were given the day off work, or you received some good news, or you heard a really good song you'd say "that's proper jackson!"
by Ben Summers June 20, 2006
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Proper Hello

A 'Proper Hello' is greeting one or more persons with either an over-the-top sexual act. A simple quickie works too...
After longing for his loins for several weeks, she greeted him with a proper hello.
by schmegma77 April 15, 2010
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Proper Bentley

by lmus April 08, 2007
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