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Productive Procrastination

In order to avoid doing something you need to do, you do something else productive.
I use Productive Procrastination when I clean my room instead of starting an English paper.
by Jbodnar13 March 4, 2011
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Corporate Product

Any item that has been shamelessly advertised and flaunted to appease the general masses in order to generate vast profits for the parent company and its selfish executives. Most types of corporate product will rot the body, the brain, or both in some way. Consumer satisfaction is ignored as the companies use popular culture, ideas of social acceptance, and sexual themes to help sell their product.
Examples of corporate product: Ipods; Itunes Music Store; Coca-Cola; Starbucks Coffees; McDonalds; Nike clothing and shoes; DRM; music by the likes of Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Good Charlotte, Lindsay Lohan, Nick Cannon, Avril Lavigne, Dashboard Confessional, Sum 41, P. Diddy, Jay-Z, etc; Tyco toys; CNN; Fox News; Myspace; anything associated with MTV; Barbie; most cell phone networks; PSP;.....you get the picture.
by corporate mofo June 16, 2006
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Fox Productions

Also known as "Garzon-Zendejas Productions"

A well known company started in the Spring of 2009 by two gorgeous, intelligent, talented, innovative, foxy, hispanic business women who were out to conquer the world one "Fox" at a time.
Fox Productions has changed my life!

One day I want to start a company like Fox Productions. They are awesome!!

From: The New York Times

"Fox Productions conquers the world"

"Fox Productions wins fastest growing company of the year"
by Ecuamex April 25, 2010
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productive bludging

The ease of doing nothing when joined by someone else.
This phrase was coined by Max Walker when doing commercials for Telecom,in the '80s.
Boss:(talking to a group of workers who are standing around appearing to be doing nothing)- Working hard I see.
Spokesperson: No,actually we are productive bludging.
by bevanp July 27, 2010
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JAS Productions

Also known as Joseph and Shanin Productions, JAS Productions makes amateur videos.
JAS Productions is a unique production company that works with JP Studios Global.
by Michael Tran May 26, 2008
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end product

End product in industry and or society is defined as the completed product of a manufactureing process.A process that creates a final defined product.
The end product of a cookie recipe is a chocolate chip cookie.

The end product of coke a cola's recipe is a can of coke.
The end product of hot water and a teabag is a cup of tea.
by paita March 25, 2013
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ev productions

a russian """"music producer"""" with an unbearably shit sense of humor and an extremely low iq. his real name is eugene, and I don't think I have to describe why it fucking sucks just like all of his amazing lego stop motion animations on YouTube
"man I wish this degenerate of a human waste called ev productions would fucking fall off a cliff!"
"I heard ev productions likes israel"
by ieatassonadailybasis November 12, 2018
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