Productive Procrastination

In order to avoid doing something you need to do, you do something else productive.
I use Productive Procrastination when I clean my room instead of starting an English paper.
by Jbodnar13 February 17, 2011
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Corporate Product

Any item that has been shamelessly advertised and flaunted to appease the general masses in order to generate vast profits for the parent company and its selfish executives. Most types of corporate product will rot the body, the brain, or both in some way. Consumer satisfaction is ignored as the companies use popular culture, ideas of social acceptance, and sexual themes to help sell their product.
Examples of corporate product: Ipods; Itunes Music Store; Coca-Cola; Starbucks Coffees; McDonalds; Nike clothing and shoes; DRM; music by the likes of Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Good Charlotte, Lindsay Lohan, Nick Cannon, Avril Lavigne, Dashboard Confessional, Sum 41, P. Diddy, Jay-Z, etc; Tyco toys; CNN; Fox News; Myspace; anything associated with MTV; Barbie; most cell phone networks; PSP;.....you get the picture.
by corporate mofo June 13, 2006
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used product

A girl or woman would has or had sex more than a few times ultimately becoming a used product
Friend:Do you want to have sex with this girl?
Me:How many times has she had sex?
Friend:4

Me: shes a used product then, no thanks
by £_-+74*+) be 4£" May 15, 2018
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end product

End product in industry and or society is defined as the completed product of a manufactureing process.A process that creates a final defined product.
The end product of a cookie recipe is a chocolate chip cookie.

The end product of coke a cola's recipe is a can of coke.
The end product of hot water and a teabag is a cup of tea.
by paita March 25, 2013
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productive bludging

The ease of doing nothing when joined by someone else.
This phrase was coined by Max Walker when doing commercials for Telecom,in the '80s.
Boss:(talking to a group of workers who are standing around appearing to be doing nothing)- Working hard I see.
Spokesperson: No,actually we are productive bludging.
by bevanp July 27, 2010
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ev productions

a russian """"music producer"""" with an unbearably shit sense of humor and an extremely low iq. his real name is eugene, and I don't think I have to describe why it fucking sucks just like all of his amazing lego stop motion animations on YouTube
"man I wish this degenerate of a human waste called ev productions would fucking fall off a cliff!"
"I heard ev productions likes israel"
by ieatassonadailybasis November 12, 2018
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pallavi productive

When you spend the weekend painting, making cookies, watching videos of things Pallavi wants to do, making plans and spending time with (a) friend as the cherry on the top of an action-filled day
How was your weekend?
It was great, it was Pallavi productive
by called_out_the_memes August 14, 2022
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