Productive Procrastination

In order to avoid doing something you need to do, you do something else productive.

I use Productive Procrastination when I clean my room instead of starting an English paper.

by Jbodnar13 March 4, 2011

Corporate Product

Any item that has been shamelessly advertised and flaunted to appease the general masses in order to generate vast profits for the parent company and its selfish executives. Most types of corporate product will rot the body, the brain, or both in some way. Consumer satisfaction is ignored as the companies use popular culture, ideas of social acceptance, and sexual themes to help sell their product.

Examples of corporate product: Ipods; Itunes Music Store; Coca-Cola; Starbucks Coffees; McDonalds; Nike clothing and shoes; DRM; music by the likes of Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Good Charlotte, Lindsay Lohan, Nick Cannon, Avril Lavigne, Dashboard Confessional, Sum 41, P. Diddy, Jay-Z, etc; Tyco toys; CNN; Fox News; Myspace; anything associated with MTV; Barbie; most cell phone networks; PSP;.....you get the picture.

by corporate mofo June 16, 2006

Wendover Productions

the birth of my logistic and economic hyperfixation

Hey I saw you follow sam from wendover productions, do you watch him?
Yeah i do, i also watch half as interesting

by number one ben doyle fan July 19, 2023

maddawg productions

maddawg productions is the best channel ever also check out madeline and steven or drew phillpis

omg maddawg productions sub now

by maddawg productions fan 1 April 6, 2023

If there’s a problem there’s a product

Refers to the natural phenomenon that if you have a problem, no matter what it may be, if you go online, someone is selling something to fix your issue.

Person A: I can’t believe someone actually made sleeves for your can if soda!

Person B: You know what they say: If there’s a problem there’s a product!

by Resident Shitter February 10, 2023

production pig

Being made to produce work or content you know to be faulty or without merit.

The clients turned me into there production pig once again. I told them this won't work, but they want it any way.

by Draven Westlake June 12, 2016

used product

A girl or woman would has or had sex more than a few times ultimately becoming a used product

Friend:Do you want to have sex with this girl?
Me:How many times has she had sex?
Friend:4

Me: shes a used product then, no thanks

by £_-+74*+) be 4£" June 5, 2018