Productive Procrastination

In order to avoid doing something you need to do, you do something else productive.
I use Productive Procrastination when I clean my room instead of starting an English paper.
by Jbodnar13 February 17, 2011
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Corporate Product

Any item that has been shamelessly advertised and flaunted to appease the general masses in order to generate vast profits for the parent company and its selfish executives. Most types of corporate product will rot the body, the brain, or both in some way. Consumer satisfaction is ignored as the companies use popular culture, ideas of social acceptance, and sexual themes to help sell their product.
Examples of corporate product: Ipods; Itunes Music Store; Coca-Cola; Starbucks Coffees; McDonalds; Nike clothing and shoes; DRM; music by the likes of Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Good Charlotte, Lindsay Lohan, Nick Cannon, Avril Lavigne, Dashboard Confessional, Sum 41, P. Diddy, Jay-Z, etc; Tyco toys; CNN; Fox News; Myspace; anything associated with MTV; Barbie; most cell phone networks; PSP;.....you get the picture.
by corporate mofo June 13, 2006
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maddawg productions

maddawg productions is the best channel ever also check out madeline and steven or drew phillpis
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maddawg productions

maddawg productions is one of the best channels ever

also check out madeline and steven and drew phillips
maddawg productions omg you should subscribe
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buy-product

An undesirable "secondary" expense dat you get saddled with due to your having purchased an item.
Items like vehicles and paper-printers are excellent --- and notorious --- examples of frequently needing "buy-products"... the price of the items itself may be incidental when compared to all of the subsequent high-cost commodities that you will have to supply said item with in order to keep it operational, such as fuel, fluids, ink-jet cartridges, etc.
by QuacksO October 10, 2020
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ev productions

a russian """"music producer"""" with an unbearably shit sense of humor and an extremely low iq. his real name is eugene, and I don't think I have to describe why it fucking sucks just like all of his amazing lego stop motion animations on YouTube
"man I wish this degenerate of a human waste called ev productions would fucking fall off a cliff!"
"I heard ev productions likes israel"
by ieatassonadailybasis November 12, 2018
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productive bludging

The ease of doing nothing when joined by someone else.
This phrase was coined by Max Walker when doing commercials for Telecom,in the '80s.
Boss:(talking to a group of workers who are standing around appearing to be doing nothing)- Working hard I see.
Spokesperson: No,actually we are productive bludging.
by bevanp July 27, 2010
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