Productive Procrastination

In order to avoid doing something you need to do, you do something else productive.

I use Productive Procrastination when I clean my room instead of starting an English paper.

by Jbodnar13 March 4, 2011

Corporate Product

Any item that has been shamelessly advertised and flaunted to appease the general masses in order to generate vast profits for the parent company and its selfish executives. Most types of corporate product will rot the body, the brain, or both in some way. Consumer satisfaction is ignored as the companies use popular culture, ideas of social acceptance, and sexual themes to help sell their product.

Examples of corporate product: Ipods; Itunes Music Store; Coca-Cola; Starbucks Coffees; McDonalds; Nike clothing and shoes; DRM; music by the likes of Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Good Charlotte, Lindsay Lohan, Nick Cannon, Avril Lavigne, Dashboard Confessional, Sum 41, P. Diddy, Jay-Z, etc; Tyco toys; CNN; Fox News; Myspace; anything associated with MTV; Barbie; most cell phone networks; PSP;.....you get the picture.

by corporate mofo June 16, 2006

banana-product

Bananas are typically harvested when they are still green. Subsequently, they are transported to stores where people often purchase them while still unripe, only to allow them to ripen at home until they turn yellow and delicious. This same pattern can be observed with numerous products released in the present day. Companies have a tendency to ship incomplete products with only the most basic features and a multitude of bugs. They then spend the following years playing catch-up in order to make these products functional and useful (to ripen them).

Josh bought this smart tv but it can't show a picture yet. This will be a feature in one of the next software updates. Also playing audio is flakey at the moment. At least for this a fix is underway. Man what a banana-product it ripens with the customer.

by benny banana June 2, 2023

end product

End product in industry and or society is defined as the completed product of a manufactureing process.A process that creates a final defined product.

The end product of a cookie recipe is a chocolate chip cookie.

The end product of coke a cola's recipe is a can of coke.
The end product of hot water and a teabag is a cup of tea.

by paita March 25, 2013

Robby's Productions

Robby's Productions is a great Youtuber who makes random videos about random things, he is a 13 Year old boy. SUBSCRIBE TO HIM

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by V1nce Fan0112 May 30, 2022

JAS Productions

Also known as Joseph and Shanin Productions, JAS Productions makes amateur videos.

JAS Productions is a unique production company that works with JP Studios Global.

by Michael Tran May 26, 2008

pallavi productive

When you spend the weekend painting, making cookies, watching videos of things Pallavi wants to do, making plans and spending time with (a) friend as the cherry on the top of an action-filled day

How was your weekend?
It was great, it was Pallavi productive

by called_out_the_memes August 14, 2022