Presidential Mask

When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then let them role their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.

Hey Cameron, I cashed my stimulus check and my wife said I could giver her a presidential mask!

by Biggest Boss Man May 23, 2021

presidential pickle

Obama term reference of a watermelon 🍉

Look at them porch apes devouring that presidential pickle.

by SamanthaZittle November 29, 2024

2016 presidential election

a weak presidential election filed with two bad candidates-scandalous Hillary Clinton and the sexist and divisive Donald Trump . however, Gary Johnson managed to perform well in the election, stealing Republican votes and making the libertarian movement mainstream

the 2016 presidential election was a load of shit

by Libertypedia May 22, 2023

Pooping presidential

When you a take a shit that is so robust that it takes more than three flushes to get down the drain. A deferential reference to Donald Trumps lament that you need to flush more than once.

In the men's room at work -

Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row

Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.

by jfburke619 June 12, 2025

Presidential howdy

Presidential howdy is when you introduce yourself to a woman by grabbing her by the pussy and sniffing her neck

Tom gave the owners wife the presidential howdy.

She did not like it.

by Turdlingtime March 16, 2024

Presidential

Some rich men pay good money for hot Russian girls to pee on them

One might say he received the Presidential treatment

by fkfrtwttr March 21, 2024