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Pregnancy Brain

When a pregnant person gives head.
John: I’m telling you, we went to the movies and she gave me some Pregnancy Brain.

Billy: Fo-Sho!
by TheOigBlONu April 19, 2021
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Incest Pregnancy sex

when a man and woman engage their unborn child in sexual relations while pregnant....not everybody thinks of a child but not always some people become pedophiles......
would you really make nursery ryhmes for the children unborn engaging in incest pregnancy sex
by letsmakeachange October 29, 2020
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man pregnancy

when and man gives birth to a baby boy
hank is pregnant

wait but his a boy
precisely man pregnancy
by yeetclan July 25, 2021
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Pregnancy

Noun

A medical condition, solely affecting biological females, denoting parasitism by a fungus that infects the male gonads and enters the female through her genitalia. It rewires her emotional reactions so as to ensure it is not threatened within the female body as it begins to sap her resources, assimilating her DNA in the process to take a human-like form. When it is mature enough to exit the body, it mimics the maturation process, complete with a developing and soon to be fully formed human vessel, to eventually perpetuate the process. Its known defense mechanisms include screeching as well as shooting its excreta, which it also uses to chemically manipulate the host to removing said excreta and sanitizing external excretory organs as a power move. It renders its host completely defenseless and coerces the individual through complex chemical reactions to provide for it until its body is sexually mature and ready to seek a willing participant to receive new spores, or if female, provide other parasitic spores through the act of copulation. It is the most common parasite worldwide, and there were no known examples of the male biological sex before its emergence.
"God, you're such a fun guy, Jack. Stay at least 4 inches away though, I don't want to contract pregnancy"
by BJSD808 March 17, 2022
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Pregnancy cake

When a man doesn't clean his ejaculatory residue off from his bellend for weeks/months/years, until the top of his penis resembles a frosted cake. (some might be inclined to add extra cake decorations to penis)

The man then proceeds to fuck his lover, thus giving her 'the pregnancy cake.'
"Frank, I can't lie to you, I saved up for months and gave your girlfriend my pregnancy cake...

I promise, I'll let you know if she tells me she's pregnant, sorry bud."
by Ganshee September 18, 2022
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