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couch potato cat

what you wish you were
by Stupidity.I’m November 25, 2022
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Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!
I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.
by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023
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Idaho potato chip

When you cum on someone’s face, then dry and roast it by lighting a fart on fire, the remaining chip can be peeled and eaten by the individual.
She wanted a snack so I gave her a Idaho potato chip
by Markismarky71186 April 16, 2024
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California Potato Chip

Little dried chips of man chowder and pussy juice that you find stuck to the back seat of your car. Delicious with clam dip. Watch out for the BBQ version.
Don’t ride in his back seat because someone spilled a bag of California Potato Chips back there. You get pregnant or cut yourself.
by Masaj Marod February 9, 2025
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The Small Potato Clause

In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.
Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.
by SkwidBoyTV June 30, 2021
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Dip dip potato chip

What you say when you teabag a pink-haired girl in Halo Infinite
"Dip dip potato chip", said the muffin as he unceremoniously tea bagged the pink-haired girl in Halo Infinite
by arsenalsucks February 5, 2024
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Potato Banana Carrot Muffin

a sentence that is used when you're a very immature and person and you want to swear in front of your grandparents. it works trust me! someone i know used it once, just saying hehe ;)
by just put whatever they said December 3, 2019
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