You have/are a weak small penis.
by Katie B January 18, 2019
When your wife says you can't have sex because shes on her period, so you go for anal instead, but she hasn't prepared with an enima so when you pull out and and have a shit covered dick, then sneaky slam it in her blood box, so now you cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup and sauce.
Hubby was horrible last night, we did anal cause im on my rags, and he jumped from butt to box then told me his cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup, now I've got a uti.
by Douwntanal October 15, 2019
A really cool person who will be your best friend. He loves it when you abuse him. He will always be by your side.
TJ: "Hey Trap!"
Trap/Pluto: "?"
TJ: "ily <3"
Trap/Pluto: "ily 2 <3"
5 min later...
TJ: "I fucking hate Trap, I hope he dies!"
Trap/Pluto: "I still love you... <3"
Trap/Pluto: "?"
TJ: "ily <3"
Trap/Pluto: "ily 2 <3"
5 min later...
TJ: "I fucking hate Trap, I hope he dies!"
Trap/Pluto: "I still love you... <3"
by Not Pluto June 17, 2018
Pluto nigga is a term for a fat ass normally found on construction sites it is almost a rule that every construction company has at least one Pluto nigga
by Pluto nigga April 24, 2019
The Pluto effect is of somewhat concerning, it allows your mind to be overtaken by thoughts of infinite distances only to bring you crashing down to your keyboard and repeating two of the same emojis in two messages that would happen to lie closely together in the same thread making you look as if you cannot find something greater to replace the emojis with.
Me: Hey Jalapeño, have you fixed door knob labels yet?🤗🌻
Jalapeño: oh yes wow, I have indeed🦋 they know say “door knob” instead of “corn cob” silly me😂
Me: oh wow snazzy gameplay that’s a beaut bonza 🤗🌻
Pluto effect: call the Pluto effect hot line at
0800 - Pluto needs a hug because it’s not a planet.com
Jalapeño: oh yes wow, I have indeed🦋 they know say “door knob” instead of “corn cob” silly me😂
Me: oh wow snazzy gameplay that’s a beaut bonza 🤗🌻
Pluto effect: call the Pluto effect hot line at
0800 - Pluto needs a hug because it’s not a planet.com
by Jimmyshotgun October 21, 2018
by Nin0 March 25, 2021