Poop Picting

Taking pictures of one's fecal matter

is that a picture of your poop it looks like you were Poop Picting

(Person A) what are you doing in the bathroom

(justin) Nothing just Poop Picting

I was Poop Picting on my vacation I got some really nice photo's

by J-Duece January 16, 2011

shin pissing

to urinate on another persons shins

to knock on the front door of a house that you do not know of the occupants. upon the owner coming to the door to place your penis through the letterbox and urinate on the homeowners shins therefore shin pissing

this particular practice may be unique to the North East of England

by theprodigy01uk March 3, 2010

pissing contest

1. a dispute that's a matter of one side's claims or bluster against the other's; a word feud; bickering; belly bumping. Contrary to some definitions, women are quite capable of(although usually less inclined to) "hold their own" in a pissing contest, which could morph into a shirt-shredding cat fight

2. many of the pointless definitions at this site that every one over the age of 8 already knows the meaning of

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Goth Prep
Pro-life Pro-Choice
Religion Atheist
ad nauseum in aeternum

by mandingoe June 8, 2004

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US

A viral rant about an overabundance of Among Us memes recorded by TikTok user biggayrapper, recorded in February 21st. (Know Your Meme)

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's ****ing memes. I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS are just Among Us stuff. I-I show my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo I flip it and I said: "Hey babe, when the underwear sus! Haha! Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding!". I ****ing looked at the trash can and I said: "That's a bit sussy!". I look at my pen**, I think of the astronaut's helmet, and I go: "Pen**??? More like PENSUS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

by amogusamoguseverywhere May 11, 2021

pissing poser

One who pisses on the side of a building, And flexes his muscles in the window!

The pissing poser was in the park again today!

by Big Mers September 3, 2016

Pissing on your shoes

When you put your trust in someone and then they shit on you from a serious height.

That girl cheats on you all the time dude, she’s constantly pissing on your shoes.

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

Pissing in the wind

You are peeing against the wind (peeing on yourself) Not thinking (being unintelligent).

You are going to be disappointed with the results, bound to be disappointed by the end result (setting yourself up for disappointment) raising your expectations to high.

•Not thinking about the results of your actions.
•Expecting more than someone is willing to offer.
•Not thinking about what your saying, before you say it (being “dumb”).
•Making things more complicated than they need to be.

-Other ways it might be said
•Pissing into the wind
•Pissing against the wind
•Pissing towards the wind

•Your pissing in the wind if you think you could beat me in a game of chess.

•If you expect me to show up early for work your pissing in the wind.

•if you think I’m going to get an A+ on my math test you are pissing into the wind.

•You are pissing against the wind if you think your IQ is higher than mine.

•If you expect me to give you a raise you are pissing in the wind.

by ConnorDictionary4Real September 28, 2020